"President Bush has delivered a new
resolution to the U.N. saying that Saddam has failed to cooperate with U.N.
resolutions, freeing us to get our war on. Don't mess with us France, or we'll
send Jerry Lewis to Iraq as a human shield." —Craig Kilborn
"Army personnel in Kuwait unloaded a dozen
faulty tanks that only go in reverse. Tanks that only go in reverse — they've
been repackaged and sold to France." —Craig Kilborn
"President Bush and National Security
Guard Tom Ridge launched the new Department of Homeland Security, just 24 hours
after taking us down to threat level French — I'm sorry, I mean threat level
yellow." —Craig Kilborn
"President Bush has called for the end of
the marriage tax calling marriage a 'sacred institution recognized by God and
man.' Wow, this guy can't stop slamming the French." —Craig Kilborn
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