Eskimo Jokes
Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in tide detergent?
Because it's to cold out tide.
Why do Eskimos have cold feet?
Because they go around BRRfooted!
What did one Eskimo say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
Why did the Inuit man hide his money in the freezer?
Because he wanted cold hard cash.
Why did the Inuit bride refuse to get married in an igloo?
She got cold feet.
What's an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
What do you call an eskimo with a pet?
One Cool Cat.
What do you call an Eskimo ghost?
Casp-burr!
Why do Eskimos swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Cold Winter
The Inuit asked their family leader in Autumn if the Winter was going to be cold or not.
Not really knowing an answer, the leader replies that the Winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This Winter is going to be quite cold indeed."
So the leader went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold Winter."
So the leader goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure that the
Winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely," the man replies, "the Eskimos are collecting wood like crazy!"