Drinking Water Joke

Farmer saw a man scooping water into his mouth from a stream."Don't drink that.My cows piss and shit in it"
"Could you speak slowly? I'm from Pakistan and I don't speak English well", said the man
"I said,you'd do better if you used both hands", replied the farmer.

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