It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies of a Geordie
version of Windows XP, may have accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle.

If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help
understanding the commands. You will be able to tell immediately if you have
a copy of Windaz XP by the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown

Also note:
The recycle bin is labelled " Shite "
Dialup network is called "Me mates"
Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins"
The hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on it"
Other features to note:
Ok - Alreet
Cancel - Fook that
Yes - Aye
No - Nee fookin chance
Goto - Owa there
Help - Ah cannit dee it
Personal folder/My Documents - Aal me shite
Windaz XP does not recognise capital letters or punctuation marks.

Other Applications exclusive to Windaz XP:
Tipe Rita - a word processor
Cullarin book - a graphics package
Addin masheen - a calculator
Dole XP - accounting software
P o r n - Internet Explorer

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