Murphy's Fight
Murphy walks into the pub, all beaten and bruised, on crutches and
with one arm in a sling.
"Jeez, Murphy, what happened to
you?", asks the Barman
"Ah, It was Mr. Riley"
"But he's such a small man Murphy, why
he's half you size, he must have had something in his hand"
"Aye, that he did, a shovel no less"
"Well, what about yourself, did you have
anything in your hand?", asks the Barman
"I
surely did, Mrs. Riley Tits, and beautiful tings they are, but not
much use in a fight"
By Kickbac
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