Mac PHERSON'S INN Joke


A Scotsman was looking for a room to rent for the night. While walking
through a rather dilapidated neighborhood, he came upon a sign outside of
a
rooming house:

Mac PHERSON'S INN

$20 Only

A Room

20 Course Dinner

Dancing Girls

Bottle of Whiskey

All for $20

The Scotsman walks up to the rooming house, knocks on the door, and asks
the lady that answers, "Would that be a pint or a quart of whiskey?"

$20 Only

A Room

20 Course Dinner

Dancing Girls

Bottle of Whiskey

All for $20

The Scotsman walks up to the rooming house, knocks on the door, and asks
the lady that answers, "Would that be a pint or a quart of whiskey?"

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