A Scotsman was looking for a room to rent for the night. While
walking
through a rather dilapidated neighborhood, he came upon a sign
outside of
a
rooming house:
Mac PHERSON'S INN
$20 Only
A Room
20 Course Dinner
Dancing Girls
Bottle of Whiskey
All for $20
The Scotsman walks up to the rooming house, knocks on the door, and
asks
the lady that answers, "Would that be a pint or a quart of
whiskey?"
$20 Only
A Room
20 Course Dinner
Dancing Girls
Bottle of Whiskey
All for $20
The Scotsman walks up to the rooming house, knocks on the door, and
asks
the lady that answers, "Would that be a pint or a quart of
whiskey?"