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JEWISH GRANDMA
The children and grand children of an elderly Jewish woman decided
to
send grandma on a cruise. Grandma boarded the ship and showed her
ticket to the purser.
He looked at it and said, "Oh, I see you have U.D."
She replied, "U.D.? Voos is U.D.?
He said, "U.D. is Upper Deck."
She then went to the upper deck and showed her ticket to the purser
there and he said, "I see, that in addition to U.D., you also
have O.C."
Grandma replied, "O.C.? Voos is O.C.?"
The purser said, "O.C. is Outside Cabin."
Grandma, needless to say, was delighted. She then showed her ticket
to the
cabin boy and he said,
"Oh, I see that you also have B.I.B."
"B.I.B.? Voos is B.I.B.?" asked grandma.
The cabin boy answered, "B.I.B. is Breakfast In Bed."
"Oh" she said; "Mine children and grandchildren are
vonderful."
Well, the next morning, bright and early, the staff came right into
her
room with trays of food for her breakfast in bed and she said,
"F.U.C.K"
Shocked, they said, "F.U.C.K? What do you mean F.U.C.K.?",
to which she
replied, "Yes, F.U.C.K. First U Could Knock!"
By Maria M
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