One day an Indian gentleman was going back to India with
Air-India flight.
He had been traveling the first time so he did not know that food
was served
in airplanes. So he took the food from his wife, it was
home-made.
A few Americans were sitting around him and asked about the food he
was eating.
Danny asked what were the circular pieces of bread, he said they
were
Roti-India, he asked what the yellowish liquid was, he said it was
Curry-India, Greg asked what the brownish liquid was, he said it was
Dal-India.
Then the Indian man farted, the man next to him asked him what was
that?
And he said "oh come on, don't you know?
that was Air-India!"