Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman Joke
"An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf
and
their
wives went along as
their caddies.
While walking around the course the English man's wife caught her
foot
in a rabbit hole,
tripped up, and landed in a heap on the ground. Her skirt was over
her
head revealing that she
wasn't wearing any knickers! The Englishman stormed over and angrily
demanded a reason
for her state of undress.
"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little
allowance that I
have to make the odd
sacrifice. Usually no one notices."
The Englishman thrusts his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's ten
pounds. Go to Mark's
and Spencer's and get some knickers."
Two holes further along the Irish Man's wife caught her foot on a
molehill, tripped up and
ended in a heap on the ground. Again her skirt was up over her head
revealing that she wasn't
wearing any knickers either!
The Irish man was livid and he angrily demanded a reason for her
lack
of undergarments.
"Well darling," she explained, "you give me so little
allowance I
cannot afford to buy
undergarments."
With that the Irish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's three pounds. Go to
Dunnes and get some knickers."
Three holes further on, the Scottish man's wife caught her foot on
an
exposed root, tripped up
and landed with her skirt over her head revealing that even she wore
no
knickers! Her
explanation to her irate husband was the same as the others. Simply
a
lack of allowance.
The Scottish man thrust his hand into his pocket and said,
"Here's a
comb. The least you can
do is tidy yourself up a bit."