Chinese Wedding Night Joke
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A Chinese couple get married - and she's a
virgin.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her
husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My
darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want.
What you want?"
"I wanna numma 69" she replies.
"You wanna beef with bloccolli?"