Chinese Wedding Night Joke

A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin.

On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.

He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...
I plomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"

"I wanna numma 69" she replies.

"You wanna beef with bloccolli?"

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