Chinese Proverbs Joke
-- Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to
undoing of fly.
-- Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
-- Man who run in front of car get tired.
-- Man who run in back of car get exhausted
-- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
-- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
-- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
-- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
-- Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
-- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
-- Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
-- Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
-- War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
-- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
-- Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
-- It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
-- Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
-- Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
-- Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
-- Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
-- Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
-- Crowded elevator smells different to midget