An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub.
They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
were about to enjoy their creamy beverage a fly landed in
each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust.
The Irishman fished the offending fly out of his beer and
continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The
Scotsman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over
the beer and then started yelling: "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT
OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"