Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their
professions. The first guy says "I’m a YUPPIE, you know...
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I’m a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I’m a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies:
"I’m a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."
A second woman answers their question before they even ask it,
"BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe
In Total Control of Herself." So ladies, next time somebody
calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"
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