What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair?
They told me that god and chocolate are great ways to substitute sex.
Now, i'm a Nun, a virgin and now have diabetes.
Tiger Woods once visited the Virgin Islands
They are now just called the Islands
What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What do you call an afghan virgin
Mever bin laid on
Did you hear about the spread that lost its virginity?
It got marmalaid
Where does Extra Extra Virgin Olive Oil come from?
Really ugly olives
What does a balloon and a virgin have in common?
One prick and their done.
What do vigins and screen doors have incommon?
The more they get slammed the looser they get.
Dear young girls losing their virginity... if you're age is on the clock, you're too young for the cock.
Dear virgins... if your old enough to flirt, your old enough to squirt
Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity. He got it back
40 Year Old Virgin Woman
"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?"
"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be."
"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."
Woman: Honey you no im a virgin and i no nothing about sex.. explain
Man: Honey lets put it this way your privates a prison and mines a prisoner so you put the prisoner in the prison
So they have sex for the first time then the man gets tired to take a break the woman says honey the prisoner escaped so they have sex again then he took his dick out for a while because he was so exhausted and the woman says "Honey the prisoner escaped again."
Man: ITS NOT A LIFE LONG SENTENCE OK!
One Sunday in church the priest told the ladies.
If you know yu are virgin you stand up.
A lady carrying a baby stood up and everyone laughed in tears but the lady said it's not me.
It's my baby.