One day a woman went to her doctor. She told the doctor that she wasn't having good sex.
The doctor gave her a bottle of viagra, and sid put ONE pill in your husband drink and you'll have good sex.
So the next day the woman went home and put ONE pill in her husband drink and had good sex.
Then she wondered how good it would be if she put TWO pills...so she tried and had sex sooo good she almost cried!
So then she wondered what the whole bottle would.
And of course she tried it. A few weeks later the doctor called and the little boy answered.
The doctor said he was wondering how his mom was doing with the pills.
He said," Thanx to you my mom's dead, my sisters pregnant, and my dad's running down the street saying here kitty, kitty, kitty."