Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Q: Why do women have vaginas?
A: So that men will speak to them!
Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common?
A: They are both stuck up cunts!
Q: What do homosexuals and mice have in common?
A: They both hate pussy!
Q: Why is a woman's pussy like a public restroom?
A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you!
Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole?
A: The chinrest!
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons?
A: Because crabs like bungee jumping too!
Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina?
A: The woman!
Q: What’s the the definition of a vagina?
A: The box a penis cums in.
Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Q: What do pimps and dogs have in common?
A: They both ate pussy
Q: What's the definition of a tongue-twister?
A: A spiral pussy!
Q: What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in a snowstorm?
A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front of you!
Q: What do you get if you stuff your hand up a gypsy's cunt when she is on her period?
A: Your palm Red!
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
A: The other guys waiting their turn!
Q: How do you know if you have an overbite?
A: If your eating pussy and it tastes like shit!
Q: What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley.
Q: What's the smallest hotel known to man?
A: A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!
Q: What's the difference between a clit and a mobile phone?
A: Nothing, every cunt's got one!
Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A: A pussy is sweet, juicy, succulent, warm, fun and a useful thing. The cunt is the thing that owns it!
Q: What tastes good on pizza but not on pussy?
A: Crust!
Q: What do you call that patch of hair between an old ladys tits?
A: Her snatch.
Q: What if the Pilgrims had killed bobcats instead of turkeys?
A: We’d be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
Q: What's the difference between parsley and pussy?
A: Nobody eats parsley!
Q: Why do women have two holes.
A: So that when they are drunk, you can carry them like a six pack!
Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist?
A: He could read lips!
Q: What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
A: Good morning ladies.
Q: Why are pussy pubic hairs curly?
A: You would poke your eye out if it were straight!
Q: What's the difference between a bowling ball and a pussy?
A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!
Moral Of The Story
There was a cat by the lake and a sausage came floating by the cat put its paw in and wet its paw.
Then a few minutes later a bigger sausage came floating by and the cat fell in.
The moral of this story the bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy.
Teeth
A little boy & a little girl are playing doctor behind a barn.
They are both bear butt naked.
The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them.
She grabs her son by the arm, and drags him to the house.
Spanking him the whole way.
When they get back to the house she sits him down, and says to the little boy "don't be messing' with those little girls vaginas.
They got teeth down there, and they'll bit off anything that get near it.
" Well the little boy grows up still thinking' this.
He gets to high school.
He falls in love. 17 Years old, and still a virgin.
Now he's 21, and he asks he's girl friend to marry him.
Still a virgin. He's 24, it's he's wedding night, and he's still a virgin.
They go on there honey moon, and now their in bed.
Their foolin' around. When he gets off he rolls over and turns off the light.
His wife says " wy, wy, wy, just a minute aren't we going to have sex? "
He says "No, my mom done told me about you women, ya'll got teeth in ya'lls vaginas. "
She says "No I don't, if you don't believe me turn on the light and look."
So, he turns on the light and she shows him.
She says "Well?"
He says "No wonder you aint got no teeth, look at the shape your gums are in "
Three Tampons
One day three tampons were walking down the street.
A Midi, a Maxi and a Mini.
Which one of the tampons speaks to you first?
None of them because they are all stuck up cunts!
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