A night after tricks, three hookers who lived together were sitting around having coffee and discussing the tricks from the night before.
The first one said " I had a fireman the night before and the other two said "How could you tell?"
and she replies "That's easy ... his hose was over his shoulder and he smelt like like smoke."
The second one said "I had a policeman ... "The other two said "How could you tell?"
and she replies "He pulled out his handcuffs and used his night stick on me."
The thrid one said I had a farmer last night and the other two said "A farmer are you sure?"
and she said "Yes, first he bitched it was too wet, then too dry and then he wanted to wait until spring to pay me."