I was driving down the road and the guy in front of me ran over a cat and so I pulled over
The guy had ran over the cats tail and the cat was layin there and the tail was layin there.
So I got a shirt out of my car and grabbed the cat and wrapped the cats tail back on.
A police officer then drives on by and arrests me.
I asked him "Whats the charge?
"4retailing pussy" The officer replied
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