Redneck and the Bear Joke


Well, once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it.� He fires one shot, but misses.� The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill me!"� But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."� So after the bear is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time.� The bear comes up to him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And the redneck says "no, I dropped my gun and it went off again".� The bear doesn't believe him and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick."� So after the bear is done with him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad� and fires a third time.� But again he misses.� So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to hunt, did you?"

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