Well, once upon a time, there was this redneck who decided to go hunting. After
a full day of hunting, he didn't kill anything to he decided to pack up and go
home when all of a sudden, he sees a bear and decides to shoot it.� He fires one
shot, but misses.� The bear comes up to him and says, "You just tried to kill
me!"� But the redneck says no my gun went off by itself, but the bear does not
believe him and says, "Now I'm gonna fuck you in the ass."� So after the bear
is done with the redneck, the redneck says, " fuckin bear, I'm gonna kill
you." and fires again..But he misses for a second time.� The bear comes up to
him and says, " You just tried to kill me again!"
And the redneck says
"no, I dropped my gun and it went off again".� The bear doesn't believe him
and says, " I'm gonna make you suck my dick."� So after the bear is done with
him he leaves, and the redneck is real mad� and fires a third time.� But again
he misses.� So the bear comes up to him and says, " You didn't come here to
hunt, did you?"