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Pricey Lingerie
An almost blind guy walked into Lover's Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife.
After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on.
She took it upstairs and realized that it didn�t quite fit.
But, she figured, since it�s supposed to be see-through and since he�s almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all.
So she came downstairs completely naked.
"Huh," said the old man, hugging her. "For the amount I paid, they could�ve at least ironed the damn thing."
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