Peaches
So one day this man named Sam was driving down the freeway and he sees a sign "Any flavor peach next exit" , so Sam is quite curious and takes the next exit..
Walks up to this man name Jeff and Sam says to him I want a banana flavored peach, Jeff Says "oh thats easy" and throws him a banana flavored peach.
Sam Bites into it and it taste just like a banana.
Sam really wants to get this guy so he says "Alright i want a peanut butter and jelly flavored peach", Jeff Throws him the peach Sam bites into it and Says "I can taste the peanut butter but wheres the Jelly?"
Jeff says to him "Oh you just have to turn it around". and he does it taste like jelly..
So Sam really wants to get Jeff like Badly and he says ok "I want a PUSSY flavored peach!"
Jeff throws it over to Sam, he bites into it spits it out "OOhHH That taste like Shit!"
Jeff says oh you just have to turn it around!
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