LOUD SEX:
A wife went in to see a therapist, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every
time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting
yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what
the
problem is."
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!"
QUIET SEX:
Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife
during a recent love-making session, "How come you never tell me when you
have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!"