We have bought this pet skunk, the wife and I took it for walks every day.
One day we came to this bar which had a big sign saying...
"No pets allowed," she turned to me and said.
"What shall we do about the pet skunk?
"I replied"shove it down your panties, no one will know.
"She then asked me
"What about the smell?"
And I said "Well if it dies it fucking dies!".