No Arms and Legs Joke
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There was a 27 year old women laying naked on the beach. She had no arms and no legs. a man wandering down the beach stops and shes says, " I'm 27 and have never been huged. will you hug me? " Felling sorry foe her he gives her a hug and walks on.
Later another man wandering down the beach sops and she says, " I'm 27 and have never been kissed. Will you kiss me?" Feeling sory for her he gives her a kiss and walks on.
A couple of minutes later another man wandering down the beach stops and she says, " I'm 27 and have never been fucked. Wil you fuck me?" He says sure, pickes her up, throws her in the ocean and yells " Now you're fucked!"