New Zealanders Joke
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An australian went into a bar and sat next to a new zealander who was chewing gum.
The new zealand man chewing the gum asked the auzzie if they eat bread in australia,
The auzzie said "Of course, we eat the inside of the bread and take the outside and recycle it then make cereal with it for new zealand."
Then the new zealand man chewing on the gum asked if they ate bananas in australia
Then the auzzie said, "Well of course we eat the inside and recycle the rest and make smoothies for new zealanders."
Then the new zealander chewing the gum asked 1 more question "do you have sex in australia:"
The man said yes "we use condoms for sex and when we finish with them we recycle it and make gum for new zealanders".