A rich condescending lawyer is driving down the road when he spots a man eating grass,
Curious he rolled his window down and asked what he was doing?
I'm homeless and so poor I have to eat grass,
Well said the lawyer jump in ill take you home and feed you,
Half way down the road the hobo says, I have a wife and two kids as well
"Well..." says the lawyer "Bring them two"
"Really...?" ask's the hobo
"Yes" say the lawyer................"My grass hasnt been cut for months."