A young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about
He asked, "How often should you have it?"
His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the
time, and maybe do it several times a day.
Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.
Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year, maybe on your
The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and
His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.
"Well," grandpa said, "she goes to bed in her room, and I go to
bed in my room.
And she yells, 'Fuck you', and I holler back, 'Fuck you too.' "
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