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Q: Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?
A: At least a brick gets laid.
Q: How does every Redhead joke begin?
A: By looking over your shoulder!
Q: Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?
A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!
Q: How many Ginger people does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They prefer to sit in the dark.
Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What do gingers look forward to later on in life?
A: Grey Hair
Q: What's the difference between ginger pussy and a bowling ball?
A: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
Q: Why are ginger kids lucky?
A: They get their own room when they stay at Michael Jackson's house
Q: How can two redheads become invisible in a crowd of three?
A: When they're with a blonde.
Q: Why do redheads take the pill?
A: Wishful thinking.
Q: What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal.
Q: What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart if you’re a redhead?
A: Through his ribcage.
Q: What’s the advantage of a blond over a redhead?
A: You can at least ignore a blond safely.
Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.
Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
Q: What do you call a good looking man with a redhead?
A: A hostage.
Q: What do you call a redhead with a blond on either side?
A: An interpreter.
Q: Why was the first football pitch sketched out on a redhead's chest?
A: They needed a level playing field.
Q: Why are redheads flat chested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T- shirts
Q: What do gingers miss most about a great party?
A: The invitation.
Q: What's worst than Eric Cartman making fun of Gingers on November 9th, 2005 in Season 9 Episode 11: Ginger Kids?
A: Being a Ginger Kid and having to go to school on November 10th, 2005!
Q: What do you call a redhead with large breasts?
A: A mutant.
Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won’t accept a three and a half inch
Q: What’s the difference between a redhead and a lawyer?
A: There’s some things even a lawyer won’t do to people.
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you
Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.
Q: What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A: The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q: Why aren’t there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.
Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I’m one of those males who love redheads... jokes."
Q: What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A: Normal
Q: Why are gingers like guns?
A: Keep one around long enough, and you re goin to want to shoot it.
Q: Why is it called the Virgin Islands?
A: Only Gingers live there!
Q: Why did God invent colour blindness?
A: So someone will fancy the ginger kids.
Q: What do you call a soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of red hair between his two front teeth?
A: A GLAD-HE-ATE-HER
Q: What's the difference between a dead possum on the road and a dead ginger?
A: The possum was probably on its way to meet friends!
Q: What do you call a redhead who Masterbates more than twice a day?
A: A Terrorwrist
Q: Whats the difference between a terrorist and a ginger?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist!
Q: What’s the difference between dating a redhead and putting your hand in a blender?
A: There’s always a 50/50 chance the blender isn’t on.
Q: How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A: There’s a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q: How do you start an argument with a redhead?
A: Say something.
Q: What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night?
A: Shocked.
Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds
Crying
I was shopping today, in the local Sams Club, when I heard a member of staff crying, quite loudly.
When I saw the member of staff, I realised what all the commotion was about, and I don't blame him.
I'd cry too if I was ginger.
Birth Control
So I was recently reading that condoms are effective only 97% of the time and I thought that's not good enough.
So I tried getting my girlfriend to use the pill, this is apparently 98% effective.
So then I tried the female condom, and found that to be 99% effective.
But after all this I still strove for a method that is 100% effective.
So yesterday I dyed my hair ginger.
Magic Lamp
A ginger man finds a magic lamp and when he rubs it a genie pops out. "Ah, hell," says the genie, "What do you want?"
The ginger says, "I want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold."
The genie looks at him and says, "don't be an idiot, do you have any idea how much gold that would take? That's impossible. Pick something else."
So the ginger says, "I want everyone to stop making fun of my hair colour."
The genie says, "So this mansion, you want suite bathrooms?"
Stepsisters
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
Rich & Poor
A rich man and a poor man are both buying anniversary gifts for their wives.
"What are you getting your wife?" asks the poor man.
And the rich man says "I'm getting her a diamond ring and a Marcedes."
"Why both?" asks the poor man.
And the rich man says "That way if she doesn't like the ring she can still enjoy the Marcedes when she returns the ring."
And then the rich man asks the poor man "What are you getting your wife?"
And the poor man says "She's a ginger, i'm buying her a pair of slippers and a dildo. That way if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself."
Doctor Doctor
A Doctor goes into a hospital ward to see a pregnant lady, who has had terrible stomach cramps and fears for the unborn child...
"Well, my dear, there's good news and bad news. We've run some tests and the bad news is that your baby has ginger hair."
"Oh no!" she replies, "what's the good news?"
The Doctor replies, "it's dead."
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