Two men are sitting at a bar.
One impeccably dressed in an Armani suit the other in his work clothes.
The business man turns to the other and says
" I bought my wife a brand new BMW and a 5 carat diamond for mother's day"
The worker looks confused and say
"Why two such extravagant gifts?"
"Well...if she decides she doesn't like the ring she can drive her BMW back
to Tiffany's and exchange it for what she would prefer"
"Oh" says the worker" I did something similar for my wife"
"How so?" says the business man
"Well I bought her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
The business man looked truly confused
"Well..ye see..if she doesn't like the slippers she can go F*** herself"
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