There was a guy sunbathing in the nude on a beach.
He saw a little girl coming toward him, so he covered himself with the newspaper he was reading.
The girl came up toward him and asked, "What's that under your newspaper?"
Thinking quickly, the guy replied. "A bird."
The girl walked away, and the guy fell asleep.
When he awoke, he was in tremendous pain. The police asked him what happened.
The guy says, "I dont know. I was lying on the beach, and this little girl asked me a question, I guess I dosed off and the next thing I know im here"
The police went to the beach found the little girl and asked her "What did you do after that?"
After a pause the little girl replied, "To him? Nothing. I was playing with his bird and it spit on me. So, I broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and set its nest on fire!"