Construction Worker Joke

One time, there was a boy named Johnnie who asked his mom if she wanted to play. She said "No Johnnie, why don't you go next door and see those construction workers build that house."  So Johnnie goes outside and watches them. Then he comes in 6 hours later and his mom asks, "Johnnie what did you do" and he replies, "Well, first we had to put the goddamn door up, but the muthafucker didn't fit, so we had to take the cocksucker back down again, shave a few pussy hairs off, and put the piece of shit back up again." 

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