One time, there was a boy named Johnnie who asked his mom if she wanted to play.
She said "No Johnnie, why don't you go next door and see those construction
workers build that house." So Johnnie goes outside and watches them. Then he
comes in 6 hours later and his mom asks, "Johnnie what did you do" and he
replies, "Well, first we had to put the goddamn door up, but the muthafucker
didn't fit, so we had to take the cocksucker back down again, shave a few pussy
hairs off, and put the piece of shit back up again."
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