Condom Slogans Joke

Cover your stump before you hump.

It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter

No ballon, No party

Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.

Don't be silly, protect your willy.

Don't be a prick, Cover your dick

When in doubt, shroud your spout.

Cover your skin, Before you break her in.

Don't be a loner, cover your boner.

You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.

If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.

She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

If you go into heat, package your meat.

Before you tap it cap it

Especially in December, gift wrap your member.

Wrap it before you Tap it

Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

Before you dig for those Pearls, cover your Jewel.

The right selection! Protect your erection.

Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.

If you really love her, wear a cover.

Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.

Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.

Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

Bag it before you tag it!

If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.

No glove, No love.

Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

If you go into heat, package your meat

While your undressing Venus, dress up your penis

A crank with armor, will never harm her

If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye

Dont be a dummy, Cum on her tummy

Even If she's eager, protect her beaver

Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink

Cloak the joker before you poke her

Encase that torch before you paint her porch

Don't surprise her plug your Geyser

Safe Sex or No Sex

Cover that lumber before you pump her

Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle

She won't bristle if you wrap your whistle

Cage that snake then shake and bake

Cover your peter it will be much neater

Put on the sling before you get some bling!

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