Chocolate Island Joke
There was an old motel out in the middle of nowhere when a big strong man walked in the door. He walked up to the counter and rang the bell. A small woman walked out from another room.
"Yes? How may I help you? By the way, my name is Darly,... hot stuff" She said.
"Well actually I'm married-" he started to say.
"Oh fudgie!" she mumbled.
"-um well any ways I need your largest room." he said.
"Well okay. But the largest room we have is a very small and haunted room all the way in the back." She said.
"I'll take it!" he said as he took the keys and went to the room to start unpacking all of his gym equiptment. Then he started to hear a smal tiny voice saying:
'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island'
The guy became so scared the he ran and jumped out the window and ran away with his teddy bear and pajamas.
1 MONTH LATER
Another blizzard had came and a science nerd had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten.
"I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said.
"Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts" He said.
When he walked in he heard the same voice:
'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island'
He became so scared that he too ran out the window and never came back.
1 MONTH LATER
Another blizzard had came and a famous comidian had went to the motel and asked for the largest room. He had gotten the same room the last man had gotten.
"I'm warning you, it's haunted" Darly said.
"Oh please, everyone knows there is no such thing as ghosts. I may be a comidian but I'm not that stupid, sheesh" He said.
"Oh yeah right...that what the last guy said" Darly mumered to hersef.
When he walked in he heard the same voice:
'I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island'
He followed the voice to the bathroom and saw a cockroach sitting on a peice of floating shit in the toilet singing:
"I'm on a choclate island, I'm on a choclate island"
The guy looked down. "No your not your on a peice of shit!" He said. The cockroack looked up.
"I'm not?" He said with a tiny voice.
"No your not" The man said.
"Oh...okay..." he said. He started to sing again:
"I'm on a shitty island, I"m on a shitty island!"