Brand Name Condom Slogans Jokes


AT&T Condums:			Reach out and touch someone.
Campbell's Condoms:		Mmm, mmm, good.
Nike Condoms:           Just do it.
Toyota Condoms:         Oh, what a feeling!  Who can ask for anything more?
Diet Pepsi Condoms:     You got the right one, baby.
GE Condoms: 		    We bring good things to life!
Pringles Condoms:       Once you pop, you can't stop.
Mentos Condoms:         The freshmaker.
Doublemint Condoms:	    Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Secret Condoms:         Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Ford Condoms:           The best never rest.  Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
Chevy Condoms:          Like a Rock.
Jeep-Eagle Condom:      There's Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
The Saturn Condom:      A *Different* Kind of Condom
Dial Condoms:           Aren't you glad you use it?  Don't you wish everybody did?
NY Lotto Condoms:       'Cause, hey -- you never know.
Avis Condoms:           Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condoms:      Keeps going and going ...
KFC Condoms:            Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condoms:      Always the Real Thing.
Diet Coke Condom:       Just for the taste of it
Lays Condom:            Betcha can't have just one.
MCI Condoms: 			For friends and family
Taco Bell Condoms:	    Get some before you go south of the border.
The Sears Latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Starburst Condoms:	    Gets Your Juices Flowin'
Bud-Light Condom:       Where's the Love Man!
7-UP Condom:            The UN-Condom
Iomega Condom:          For All Your Stuff
Microsoft Condom:       Wherever you want to go today. We are universally compatible.

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