Bikini Jokes

What did the bikini top say to the hat?
You go on a head while I give these two a lift!

What did the boob say to the bikini?
You're my breast friend.

Why was the mermaid wearing sea shells?
Her boobs were too big for B shells.

How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini.

What is the origin of the word "Boob"?
The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view.

When does a waitress wear a bikini?
In a breasteraunt.

Why was two piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the hairy from the dairy.

Why did God invent the bikini?
So men would talk to them!

Why the hell are bikinis so expensive, all they do is hold boobs, I can do it for free.

This morning, I slipped on a bikini, I guess I fell into a BOOBY TRAP!

If you didn't want me to stare at your booty, you shouldn't have worn a thong.

Boob Hanging Out
A blonde was walking down the street.
A policeman was walking the opposite way. "Hmmm," he wondered, "It looks as if that lady's right breast is hanging out of her bikini top."
As he got closer, he realized it was. He approched her. He said, "Ma'am, do you understand your right breast is hanging out of your bikini?"
She replied, "Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!"

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