What Do You Have? Joke - Cowboy Jokes

Back to: Cowboy Jokes

What Do You Have?
There was a Cowboy that walked in to a bar, and ask for ten shots of Whiskey,
drank the first five shots real fast, the bartender ask him why he did that?
He said I can do that if you have what I have.
Then he drunk the other five just as fast as the first five.
And the bartender told him not to do that.
he said you can if you have what I have.
so the Bartender asked him what do you have?
and the Cowboy said.
"Only fifty cents"
By Johnwaterboy

Joke Generators:
Click Here for a random Pick Up Line
Click Here for a random Yo Mama Joke
Click Here for a random Dirty Joke
Click Here for a random Ethnic Joke
Click Here for a random Blonde Joke
Click Here for a random Knock Knock Joke
Click Here for a Random Joke (all other categories)