Two redneck salesmen were talking about buying a new car for the small delivery business.
One redneck tells the other one, "you should buy yourself a new Pathfinder 2001 with 242HP engine
it goes so fast that you can leave San Diego at 6AM and be in Los Angeles at 7AM"
The next day the Rednecks meet again, and one asks the other one
"Did you buy the Pathfinder?"
No, I bought me a Ford Ranger because,
What the hell I am going to do in Los Angeles at 7 in the morning?..