TEXAN MIDGET Joke

There was a midget down in Texas who complained to his buddy that
his cajones (testicles) ached almost all the time. As he was always
complaining about his problem, his friend finally suggested that
he go to the doctor see what he could be done to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor told him what
the problem was. The doctor told him to drop his pants he would have a
look.

The midget dropped his pants the doctor put him up onto the examining
table, and started to examine him.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget
to turn his head and cough-the usual method to check for hernia.
"Aha!"
mumbled the doc and putting his finger under the right testicle, he asked
the midget to cough again.

"Ahhha!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.

Snip, snip,snip, snip, snip, snip on the right side then snip, snip,
snip, snip,
snip, snip, snip on the left side. The midget was so scared he was
afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not
hurt.
The Doctor then told the midget to pull up his pants see if they still
ached. The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around
the doc's office and discovered his testicles were no longer aching.

"Gee, what did you do Doc?" he asked.

The doc replied, "I cut two inches off the tops of your cowboy boot