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TEXAN
A Texan enters a restaurant and
while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous
woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and
asks for
the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her
knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl,
saying this
is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to
send a note
with the bottle back over to the Texan.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have
a Mercedes in
your garage, $1M in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants."
WELL, the Texan, after reading this note, sends one of his own back
to her and
it read: "Just so you know I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my
garage, I have
over $2M in the bank, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2
inches! Sorry,
honey."
By Stocky411
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