Southern Woman Joke

A southern woman was rushing to get ready for church. She ran frantically
throughout her house, tore through her closet, threw her clothes over her head
and ran out the door to her car. When she arrived at the church, she saw a man
coming towards her. "Tell me," she panted in her southern drawl, "is mass out?"
"Nope," the man replied, but yer hat's on crooked."

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