A southern woman was rushing to
get ready for church. She ran frantically
throughout her house, tore through her closet, threw her clothes
over her head
and ran out the door to her car. When she arrived at the church, she
saw a man
coming towards her. "Tell me," she panted in her southern
drawl, "is mass out?"
"Nope," the man replied, but yer hat's on crooked."