What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a redneck? The good ol'
boy raises livestock. The redneck gets emotionally involved.
How do you know when your staying in a Kentucky hotel? When you call the
front desk and say "I've gotta leak in my sink" and the person at the front
desk says "go ahead."
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the
driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says, "Bout what?"
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Little Rock, Arkansas burned
down? Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
A new law recently passed in North Carolina: When a couple gets divorced,
they're still brother and sister
Two Mississippians are walking down different ends of a street toward each
other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy
Ray, what'cha got in th' bag?" "Jus' some chickens." "If I guesses how
many they are, can I have one?" "Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you
both of them." "OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"