REDNECK BIRTH CONTROL Joke
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was
enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband
went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him
that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a
vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb
(fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beercan,
then
hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said
to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but don't see
how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going
to help me."
So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia
physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a
vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This
doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb,
light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to
10.
Figuring that both learned physicians couldn't be wrong, the man
went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held
the can up to his ear and began to count. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . .
.", at which
point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed
counting
on his other hand....
Also works in Tennessee and West Virginia.