What do you call a family reunion in Arkasas?
You might be a redneck if...
You are on a diet so you switched to marlboro LIGHTS.
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
What are the 3 lies a Texan will always tell?
(1) I won this belt buckle at a rodeo!
(2) My pick-up is paid for!
(3) I was just helping that SHEEP over the fence!