More Redneck Jokes

What do you call a family reunion in Arkasas?
An Orgy.

You might be a redneck if...
You are on a diet so you switched  to marlboro LIGHTS.

How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.

What are the 3 lies a Texan will always tell?
(1) I won this belt buckle at a rodeo!
(2) My pick-up is paid for!
(3) I was just helping that SHEEP over the fence!

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