On the occasion of their 50th wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob
decided to forego a big party and treat Linda-Sue to a
memorable evening at home. Quietly filling the bathtub with
champagne, he called her into the bathroom and they spent a
sensual evening soaking in the tub by candlelight.
When they were finished, Billy-Bob decided he couldn't let
all that good champagne go to waste, so he carefully poured
it back into the empty bottles. However, when he was finished,
he found he had nearly a half-bottle too much.
He screamed to his wife, "Linda-Sue! You nasty bitch, why'd
you piss in the tub!?"