Horses Joke
Two good ol' boys bought a couple of
horses that
they used to make some money during the summer.
But when winter came, they found it cost too
much to board them. So they turned the horses
loose in a pasture where there was pleanty to
eat. 'How will we tell yours from mine when we
pick them up?' one of them asked the other.
'Easy,' replied the other. 'We'll cut the
mane off mine and the tail off yours.'
By spring, the mane and tail had grown back
to normal length.
'Now what are we going to do?' asked the
first.
'Why don't you just take the black one?' said
the second. 'And I'll take the white one.'