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HORSE'S ASS
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President
Clinton
came on the TV. After a few sips he looked up at the screen and
mumbled,
"Now
there is the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen." Immediately a
customer at the end of the bar got up, walked over,
decked him and left. A few minutes later,
the man was finishing his beer when Hillary Clinton appeared on the TV.
"She's a horse's ass too," he said. A customer from the other end of
the bar got up, walked over and knocked him off his stool.
"Dadgum!" the man said, climbing back up to the bar. "This must be
Clinton country." "Nope," the bartender replied, "Horse country!"
By Steve C
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