There were two old boys from Arkansas who loved to fish.
They wanted to do some ice fishing so off to Grand lakes they go.
The lake was frozen solid, so they stopped just before they got to the lake
at a little bait shop and got all their tackle.
One of them said, "We're going to need some ice picks."
After they got their equipment, off they went to the lake.
A couple of hours later, one of them was back at the shop and said,
"We're going to need more ice picks." He paid for the picks and left.
An hour later, he was back at the shop again and said,
"We're going to need all the ice picks you've got."
The bait man couldn't stand it any longer. "By the way," he asked,
"how are you fellows doing?" "Not very well at all," the boy said.
"We don't even have the stupid boat in the water yet."