A broke dirty Cowboy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme whiskey." The bartender
says, "I'll have to see your money first." "I'm broke, but if you give me
a bottle of whiskey, I'll get up on that stage and fart Dixie!" The bartender
had never seen someone fart any kind of song, so he agrees.
The Cowboy drinks the whole bottle of whiskey, then staggers up on stage
and the audience start applauding. Then he drops his pants and the audience
start cheering even louder. Then, he proceeds to shit all over the stage, and
everyone gets disgusted and leave.
The bartender screams, "You said you were gonna fart Dixie! Not shit all over my
stage!" And the Cowboy replies, "Hey! Even Frank Sinatra had to clear his throat before