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Death Row
There was a German, an Italian and a Redneck on death
row. The warden
gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head." (Boom,
he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, "Just hang me." (Snap, he was
dead.)
Then the Redneck said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
They gave him
the shot, and the redneck fell down laughing. The guards looked at
each other
and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Redneck said,
"Give
me another one of those shots," so the guards did.
Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he
doubled
over. Finally the warden said, "What is wrong with you?"
The Redneck replied, "You guys are so stupid.....I'm wearing a
condom!"
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