A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him..
That they never did anything together.. So, they went..
He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot..
He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat on..
The guy was telling her,
Ma'mm, you can have the deer you shot..
I just want to take my saddle off of him!